I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
Pants are for mortals
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Someone signed my nipple.
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