Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
her facebook's as public as her vagina
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
you told grandpa to call you daddy
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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