I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
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