i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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