Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
please don't ironically join a cult
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