That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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