i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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