"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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