I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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