This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Verdict: uncircumcised.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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