oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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