Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Pants 0. Shit 1.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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