how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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