only if we run a train.
done.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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