I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
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