Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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