just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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