I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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