we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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