You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Randomize
