it hurts more in the daytime
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm getting married
To pizza
I have aggressive nipples.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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