last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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