I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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