i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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