Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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