My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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