it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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