Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
