I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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