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say what?
wanna hang out?
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize