: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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