I wish I could punch you in the face.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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