lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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