So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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