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(845): View more from New York

so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....

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(925): View more from California

My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive

(510): View more from California

wats the point then?

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(714): View more from California

All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.

(860): View more from Connecticut

My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse

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