On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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