Quick, to the slutcave!
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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