I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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