Can Purell be used as lube?
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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