Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
How does it feel to date your dad?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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