I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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