This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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