More tranny stories later!
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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