covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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