i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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