Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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