o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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