so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i think i have two assholes
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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