Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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