i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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