his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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