I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
operation have a gay friend backfired
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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