NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
my poor anus
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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