So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
