I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
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